Famous Quotes from ...
Phyllis Diller
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.... Phyllis Diller {view}
- There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto... Phyllis Diller {view}
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.... Phyllis Diller {view}
- Our dog died from licking our wedding picture... Phyllis Diller {view}
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.... Phyllis Diller {view}